Everyone loves holidays and celebrations. It's delicious food, beautiful outfits, exquisite drinks. And if you add fun entertainment to all this, the day will turn out to be unforgettable. Costumed scenes, funny toasts, a lottery will be appropriate. The comic form of each of these actions will help guests feel relaxed and have fun to the fullest!
Congratulations to the anniversaries
The anniversary is a special holiday, and you need to prepare for it carefully. You can come up with a scenario suitable for the character or profession of the birthday person. But the final part will be In this process, the main thing is more humor. You need to come up with small quatrains and prizes for each of them. Specify the number of guests in advance so that no one is left without a gift.
Balloons
The easiest way to run the lottery is with colorful balloons. To each chair you need to tie a ball with a lot number inside. The guest must make the balloon burst and extract his cherished number. Inexpensive items can be used as prizes. The comic lottery will be interesting if the host will loudly and clearly announce the descriptions of the prizes:
lucky ticket
A joke lottery for an anniversary can be played using tickets. Each guest at the entrance to the premises buys a lottery ticket for a minimum coin. Prize distribution begins at the end of the evening. Guests in turn announce their ticket number, and the presenter reads and gives out the winnings:
- "You have an unusual prize - dance a striptease for the hero of the day."
- "Receive, sign, enjoy the marvelous taste (candy)."
- "The best dentist will treat you without needles (chewing gum)."
- "In order to know everything and about everyone, you need to leaf through it (newspaper)."
- "Now you will always be beautiful, like a cool film star, this is your personal stylist, hairdresser and modist (comb)."
- "Let a bright, soft light (bulb) flow in your house for many years."
- "Money to rake in, you need to know about this subject (scoop)."
- "If you do not want to get sick and not grow old, you need to rub your back more often (washcloth)."
- "In order not to oversleep the work, feel cheerful in the morning (a bag of coffee)."
- "Calcium is an important element, eat it - seize the moment (chalk)."
Sportloto
The lottery is comic, and even with a sports bias, it will go with a bang. This will require a little imagination and props. Put boxer shorts on your skinniest guest. The host will announce that today the great world champion has come to congratulate them. And let this athlete hold a lottery. Put lottery tickets with numbers in a beautiful box, guests can pull out any of them, try their luck.
Such a comic, cheerful lottery will cheer up bored guests. Come up with a few more simple tasks, for example, sit down 30 times. More movements are needed, then the overstayed audience will stir up and get a positive charge.
All the best for children
Children's holiday is a different story. It is best if you choose a separate topic. Pirate parties, princess balls, "multi-remotes" are very popular. You can distribute sweets to children, inside of which there will be their lottery tickets. Or invite them to find a box of tickets on the map, having prepared a cache in advance.
Another good option is to stick long-awaited tickets to the bottom of the chair with tape. It will be interesting for kids to “get” them on their own. A fun comic lottery delights kids. Examples of statements:
If there are few children, let them pull out several tickets. After all, there are never too many prizes!
A comic lottery is a great way to brighten up a holiday. None of the guests will refuse to pull out their lot.
What usually happens at the festival? Guests play games and contests, dance and even sing. How would you spice up a party? Maybe a joke lottery will help you? For a fun company, such a lottery is both entertainment and fun. With its help, you will arrange a comic game that everyone will like. And at the same time, give gifts to all your guests and friends in a playful way. So, let's see what we offer.
The joke lottery can be played in a variety of ways. We will look at some of them.
Method 1
The first way, even more likely an option, is a comic lottery using beautiful cool phrases. Such a lottery is suitable for friends who are not offended by trifles. After all, someone will get a chic gift in it, and someone will only have two candy wrappers.
We propose to conduct the lottery as follows:
- write all phrases on separate cards or pieces of paper. Put the leaves in a bag and the guests take out one at a time. The host unfolds the sheet and reads out the phrase in which the gift is “hidden”.
Phrase examples:
Method 2
The second method is carried out in exactly the same way as the first. Only the second way is poetry. You write the verses on cards and also put the cards in a bag or on a tray. The guests take one card at a time and the host reads the verses. Then he gives the gift in question.
Examples of poems for cards.
Chocolate
Since you got chocolate,
Your life will be very sweet!
Candle
You have to, my friend, and henceforth
Studying, creativity to burn.
Shampoo
You will be beautiful to walk with a hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane!
Sponges for washing dishes
And you economic worries,
Lots of homework to do.
But in the family and in personal life
Everything will turn out great for you!
Red pepper
Many adventures await you
And a lot of thrills
But everything will end well
It's no coincidence that red pepper!
A set of markers or colored pencils
Love will brighten your days
And they will become bright!
Watercolor paints
Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright!
Torch
All your life in winter and summer
Magically lit up with light.
pack of tea
In the morning you start with tea,
To meet great love!
Bananas
you eat bananas
And expect a pleasant surprise!
Fun bank money
You got the money for a reason:
You will always live in abundance!
Condensed milk
You are used to living in the thick of things,
Activity is your main destiny!
Pack of cookies
You have friends, familiar sea,
And everyone will be visiting soon.
Prepare tea and refreshments
Here are some cookies to get you started!
nuts
You are a tough nut, which means
Only good luck awaits you in life!
Coffee
You will be cheerful and energetic
So, in life everything will be fine!
Sharpener
This sharpener will help you
Hone your mind, and humor too.
Career and success await you
And also jokes, humor, laughter!
Refreshing lozenges
Fresh breath
You will be prosperous!
Cream
You will enter the cream of society
And firmly take your place there!
Napkins
A big feast is waiting for you
And on this day, and the whole year!
Soft toy
Tired of you studying
So you want to play?
So it will definitely come in handy.
What I want to give you!
chocolate coins
Fate will gild your pen,
Send a big paycheck!
Mirror
This little magic item
He will say that there is no one more beautiful than you!
Can of beer
You got a can of beer -
So it will be a happy year!
Toothpaste
Get this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth is healthy!
How great is an anniversary?
The fact that the house of friends is full.
A sea of toasts, games, laughter...
There is more fun for you.
Continuing the fun
We all play the lottery.
1. Do you really like kisses?
I give different sponges.
(Set of kitchen sponges)
2. To have an intimate dinner
Candlelight is all you need
(Candle)
3. Known to everyone: in all ages
You can't live without milk.
(A carton of milk)
4. If you don't wash your heels -
You will cover them with a follower.
(Successor)
5. Although not wedding at all
Still shout out loud: "Bitter!"
(Mustard)
6. You dozed off by chance -
Drink very strong tea.
(tea bag)
7. If tea did not help you, -
Just fall off your feet, -
Do you need a coffee mug?
She will cheer you up quickly.
(Sachet of instant coffee)
8. Do you dream after coffee?!
Are the eyes closed?
So you need matches!
Insert - why bother.
(Matchbox)
9. You always struggle with sleep
Drink coffee with cognac.
(Pack of tea)
10. This little item
Protects from various troubles.
Pin her and immediately
You will get rid of the evil eye.
(Pin)
11. Today you can get drunk,
But tomorrow - do not forget to wash.
(Soap)
12. To smell pleasant
Get mint lozenges.
(Mint lozenges)
13. You can't say a word -
Write - the pen is ready.
(A pen)
14. Drank. Is the smell unpleasant?
Here's some nutmeg for you.
(Nutmeg)
15. Got a bruise under your eye?
Here, take my friend penny.
(5 ruble coin)
16. Tomorrow you are not up to fun -
The hangover starts.
Your wife won't help you
You need a can of beer.
(Can of beer)
17. Wipe off lipstick.
Now you need a rubber band.
(Eraser)
So that you don't get bored
We give you a bar of soap!
There will be something to occupy your hands,
It's definitely not boring!
Scanword
To solve the puzzles
Need knowledge just darkness!
We know you will break records
By the mobility of the mind!
Laces
You don't need to iron them at all.
Against all advice!
May they be by your side
Those trendy laces!
Notebook
To get you a supply of paper
Could warm my soul
We give you without stress
This wonderful notebook!
Yogurt
Yogurt is a business
If I had money to buy!
But you don't have to spend
We can give you!
sucking candy
Bears paw sucking
And a pacifier - a child,
And you suck our
Candy, groan!
Toilet paper roll
Keep your diary fashionable,
We do not argue about that!
It's convenient to write
In a roll like this!
After all, there is a secret in it
You hide your
So that no one's nose accidentally
I didn’t put it into your life!
Coffee in a bag
Stop power loss
He will always take it!
Used to be a deficit
"Coffee" it's called!
So, we give a deficit,
May he keep his strength!
Eraser
Life sometimes, as you know,
Made up of little things
That's why it's so lovely
Get this gift!
Though a trifle, but nice,
You will erase her stains!
Candy
Just so nobody candy
Will never give!
Earn this award
It is necessary, in general, always!
We just love you
And we provide candy!
Win-win New Year's lottery for the New Year
1. Mascara or tanner - shoe polish, shoe polish.
2. Souvenir "Drink and know the measure" - a thimble.
3. You got a trifle - get a cutter.
4. French cosmetics - colored pencils or felt-tip pens.
5. Pet - a toy mouse.
6. Napkins for ... - toilet paper.
7. A device for giving your head a "brilliant" shape - a machine.
8. Metalwork decoration - paper clips.
9. Individual ceramic plate - disposable plate
10. Dressing table - mirror.
11. Indian carpet - handkerchief.
12. Crystal vase - glass (disposable).
13. Wall painting machine - brush.
14. The device necessary in case of an accident - a pin.
15. Natural hair wig - washcloth.
16. Automatic latch for fastening hair - clothespin.
17. Pleasure for the whole night. Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby nipple. (dummy)
18. A means for finding rubles is a penny.
19. If you have to get a bruise - hurry to get a souvenir nickel.
20. You want to be a comrade with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
21. Pull your hand - get the head of the bow.
22. You worried a lot, but there is no loss. Beets fell on your ticket to make vinaigrette.
23. Happiness fell into your hands - you got potatoes.
24. There is no better win than a plastic bag.
25. Newspapers should be read in order to know the whole world perfectly.
26. We have provided you with hooks, but catch pike yourself.
27. Do not be angry with us, my friend, you only need boxes of matches.
28. You and your companion will not disappear anywhere, you will not come home hungry from any guests - a spoon.
29. I know you love to write letters, then get this notebook.
30. No one has been so lucky yet! You have won a set of one thousand metal objects (staples for a stapler).
31. Get the key to the apartment, but buy the apartment yourself!
32. We give you this ticket - so that they travel around the whole world.
33. Sexual partner sharpener (pencil).
34. Having received this gift, think a little
Maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby (Pen)
35. Antique hanger (Nail).
36. Dear comrade, get some candy
Just do not eat yourself - treat a neighbor.
37. Lucky for you, kiss the neighbor on the right.
You get tickets
And know your fate.
What the New Year will give - the Lottery will hint.
1. Your happiness, multiplying,
The year promises to be easy.
And so as a gift
We give you a balloon.
(Balloon)
2. May you have fun -
Like early January.
And turn into a smile
Every day of the calendar.
(Calendar)
3. You are now an important guest,
Here's a handful of tangerines for you.
(tangerines)
4. Let spring bloom all year round
Soap "Fa" will help in this.
(Soap "Fa")
5. You are a business person -
With a smart, painful, head.
Good for New Years
You have a notepad for notes.
(Notebook)
6. Everyone wants to imitate you.
Indeed, there are reasons for this.
Stay cheerful
Vitamins will help you.
(Vitamins)
7. All you need -
Realize your dream.
There will be a new car
In the coming year.
(Toy car)
8. Master you have some fun!
Anything can happen on a holiday.
Tomorrow will be good for you
Toilet paper.
(toilet paper roll)
9. New Year promises you
Fulfill any whim.
And today falls out
Kinder - your first surprise!
(Kinder Surprise)
10. So lucky, lucky -
Everyone for a look.
After all, with a pacifier in the New Year
An addition awaits you.
(pacifier)
11. Don't let the cold scare you.
Your feet don't get cold.
Heart breaks into pieces
I will give you socks.
(Socks)
12. Luck will smile on you
And in the coming New Year
Only with gaskets from Olweis
Dryness and comfort await you.
(Sanitary napkin)
13. Silence, peace, comfort
Prefer all ailments.
Suddenly you want to hide from everyone:
The mask is very helpful.
(Carnival mask)
14. Happy New Year, congratulations,
Quietly the snow is falling.
Let your eyes shine
Like a sparkler.
(Bengal candle)
15. You never know
Will turn into dreams.
And culinary talents
Suddenly you will open yourself.
(Book of recipes)
16. Health, like champagne,
Let it pour over the edge.
Only from laughter and joy
Wipe your tears with a handkerchief.
(Handkerchief)
17. You can't be lazy on New Year's Eve
True truth says:
"You'll need a hammer
State to knock together.
(Toy hammer)
18. What awaits you tomorrow - I don’t know
But I'll make you happy.
Get it today
Kisses to all guests.
(Kiss guests)
19. Maybe you will become famous
Or a singer, an honest actor ...
For haute couture
Need the best manicure.
(Varnish or nail file)
20. Don't be sad, don't be bored
Have a fun holiday!
Don't be sad, don't be sad
Crispy chips loudly.
(Pack of chips)
21. Do you believe in good omens? -
Letters were sent to friends in an envelope.
(Postal envelope)
22. Accurate to one hundred percent
I won't claim
But in the next year, it looks like
You will count money.
(Banknote)
23. Smiles await you for a whole year,
In the meantime, one postcard.
(Card)
24. For whom is the salary more important,
And to whom - love for yourself.
Lipstick on your lips
Will enchant us twice.
(hygienic lipstick)
25. Accept scarlet heart,
Appreciate everything good.
There is no need to think much here -
You will be rewarded with love!
(Soft toy)
26. Your heart is singing, your soul is getting younger
And the sparkle of your eyes will not outshine the tinsel.
(Thread of tinsel)
27. Blizzards whispered to me
And the old women under the window:
You will be in the summer by the sea
Sunbathe under the southern sun.
(beach mat)
28. You start repairs -
It's not a problem.
Help complete on time
tool and time.
(paint brush)
29. The year will give you tender meetings,
Magic candles will come in handy.
(Candle)
30. Finishing the lottery,
I finally say
Be white and fluffy
Just an angel from heaven.
(A toy)
1. On a ticket, you accidentally got this tea.
2. So that your face and your sock are clean, a piece of fragrant soap gets on the ticket.
3. Whether you are a smoker or a non-smoker, you have come across a suitable prize, and we present you without a dispute, we urgently pack "Belomor".
4. Boy, you are an al-maiden, it's time for you to get married, on a ticket as you wish, let me give you a rattle in advance.
5. So that you write off with love, you got envelopes that without stamps, do not defame, you will buy them at the post office.
6. Excuse us that the deficit is closed in this bundle, then go into the corner and quietly unfold - (condoms).
7. Should be happy in abundance from the lottery you now. Three wonderful postcards are prolotted for you.
8. You should not be upset, you have new luck: you got mustard, tasty, dining room.
9. Your win is quite rare, you got a spruce branch; she will make you, no doubt, participate in gardening.
10. Get an air balloon, fly into space to the stars.
11 You surprise quite rare 2 paper napkins.
12 Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook: write poetry.
13 lottery is not at a loss, winning a spool of thread.
14 We give out without documents: you got this tape.
15 You look fine: and clothes, and hairstyle, and as a reward, the winnings of the comb did not fall on you in vain.
16 To always be beautiful, hurry up to get the cream.
17 And in frosts, and in snowstorms, you need matches in everyday life.
18 Do not get sick, be strong, we give you pills.
19 To become a hero in the New Year, a bay leaf will help you.
20 You read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
21 Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
22 You listen to advice: fruit is the best diet.
23 You will remember, friends, this sheet of the calendar (the number of a significant event).
24 Oh, you have to be happy to get peas.
25 You got the candy, come visit us.
26 Turned out to be very clever, get a glass of vodka.
27 You will need our gift stocking to use.
28 We pour out wine for you to drink to the dregs.
29 Do not be sad, hurry to receive your gift. If you want to dance, dance, and then the glass is yours.
30 To look younger, to captivate everyone with a smile, this good gain must only be applied (TOOTHPASE).
31 And here is the glorified, fragrant, delicious, melted cheese.
32 If you have to get a bruise, hurry to attach a souvenir nickel.
33 You worried a lot, but there is no loss. Beets fell on your ticket to make vinaigrette.
34 Your winnings are like manna from heaven - you got a piece of bread.
35 We give you this ticket to travel around the world.
36 We have provided you with hooks, but you yourself will catch the golden fish.
37 You got the main prize, get and share (bottle of wine).
38 You and such a companion will not disappear anywhere, you will not come home hungry from any guests (spoon).
39 If senile sclerosis suddenly overcomes you, tie all four corners of the handkerchief.
40 It's a marvel - so marvelous to win a bottle of beer
41. So that your wallet is not empty, here's your winnings - cabbage.
42. New Year does not let you sit - card in hand and Forward! (map of Europe)
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Win-win lottery:
1. So that the anecdote is not forgotten -
Write it down in a notepad.
(Notepad)
2. Here is a present for you:
The sharpener will be - just right!
(Sharpener)
3. Everyone will be happy to eat
Very tasty chocolate!
(Chocolate)
4. Here are the stickers you will receive,
Stick it in your diary!
(Christmas stickers)
5. Moisturize your skin with cream,
Dazzle everyone with beauty!
(Moisturizing face cream)
6. Postcard "Happy Holidays!" accept,
Sign her friend!
(New Year card)
7. Draw a better cloud
Here's a little blue pen for you!
(A pen)
8. Now your surprise will get -
This is a miracle pencil!
(Pencil)
9. Not to look your neighbor in the mouth
Here's a delicious sandwich for you!
(Sandwich)
10. You, my friend, do not be bored,
Get Ceylon Tea!
(Ceylon tea)
11. To decorate a cute bang -
Get you a hairpin!
(Hairpin)
12. Here is a love card,
Only give it to a sweet (cute) one!
(A postcard with declarations of love, inscriptions: “I love”, “miss”, “you are dearer to me than everyone”, etc.)
13. The skin of the lips should be smooth,
Get some candy!
(hygienic lipstick)
14. Get it, my friend, quickly
Real super glue!
(Small super glue or glue stick)
15. And this prize has helped more than once
Put on shoes and boots!
(shovel for shoes)
16. Get a notepad,
Everything that matters - write it down!
(Notepad)
17. Horoscope will help you
Plan for the coming year!
(Horoscope)
18. And you - a sharpener, dear friend,
Maybe it will come in handy!
(Sharpener)
19. Well, and you, chewing gum pack!
Good luck awaits you in the coming year!
(Chewing gum)
20. Will bring to life your positive
Scented condom!
(flavored condom)
21. It will be the best hairstyle,
Get, my friend, a comb!
(Comb)
22. Draw a cartoon on a friend,
A pencil will help!
(Pencil)
23. Balloon from Carlson -
Let the mood be joyful!
(Balloon)
24. Shower and soul gel,
Wash yourself in the bathroom - do not rush!
(Small bottle of shower gel)
25. You do not need a brush and a piggy bank,
You need a good sharpener!
(Pencil sharpener)
26. On your table, I saw a bunch (clerical mess),
Here's another one for you - a pen!
(A pen)
27. Marker - he is most needed,
Success in creativity awaits you!
(Marker of any color)
28. Body cream just for you,
By the summer - it will be just right!
(Body cream)
29. Red rubber band for ... (name),
Not for Zinochka!
(Scrunchy)
30. And here are the stickers for you,
Shut your neighbor's mouth! (joke)
(stickers)
31. "Pepsi - light" you a jar,
Drink and keep your posture!
(Can of Pepsi Light)
32. Feel the taste of raspberries
Chupa-Chups will help you!
("Chupa Chups" with raspberry flavor)
33. Better than any candy there
Only a bag of seeds!
(bag of seeds)
34. We do not feel sorry for gifts,
Get a lighter!
(Lighter)
35. In the mirror, my friend, look -
Be proud of your beauty!
(Pocket mirror)
36. These threads will help you
Sew the pocket right!
(Threads)
37. Would you like a cool car?
Alas! You only got chewing gum!
(Gum)
38. Wanted a gold ring?
There is only an egg on your ticket!
(Chocolate egg Kinder Surprise)
39. Always so that work goes well
Put the symbol of the year on the table!
(Dragon figurine)
40. Will be the best mood -
You get cookies!
(Cookie)
41. If you don’t have a sweet life,
Grab some candy soon!
(Candies)
42. To be clean, beautiful
Get this soap!
(Soap)
43. Do not be angry with us, my friend,
Take the matchbox!
(Matchbox)
44. That's really a miracle, it's such a miracle!
Won a bottle of beer!
(bottle of beer)
45. Do not try to be angry with us!
A magnet in the household will also fit!
(Fridge magnet)
46. Please get a keychain,
It needs to be attached to the keys!
(Trinket)
47. Accept this gift as an honor,
Let me bring you some vodka!
(a glass of vodka)
48. You got the best prize:
New Year's Kinder Surprise!
("Kinder Surprise" chocolate egg)
49. Dear friend, do not be bored,
Get a calendar!
1. It will be positive in life - get a condom
2. Let the suckers envy - you get perfume (perfume sampler)
3. Blow the pipes, beat the drum - Ivan gets a glass
4. Nothing is a pity for you - you get a washcloth
5. To keep your ears from getting wet - here's a shower cap for you
6. The orchestra plays ink - you get ink
7. Any winters are not terrible - you get vitamins
8. Here's a remedy for longing - new socks
9. So that you don’t lose your nerves in a crisis, we give you canned food
1. And big love awaits you And kisses all year round! (Set of dish sponges)
2. And you are "in the juice", in the prime of life! Among your friends you have no equal! (Juice bag)
3. And for dessert, we have a pill for you. (Vitamins)
4. And this decoration is just a feast for the eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
5. Eat bananas and coconuts And expect rewards from fate! (Banana)
6. (Notepad) - this is a trifle, but this is what you wanted.
7. Present this book to your future baby. (Children's book)
8. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
9. Anything happens in life and it can even happen, if you wet your reputation somewhere, (clothespin) will help dry it out.
10. In life, you have to hope for the best, take Clay if it doesn’t stick in life. (Glue)
11. Get this tube as a gift to make every tooth shine in the sun! (Paste)
12. Pour into this glass And drink quietly. (Disposable cup)
13. You got this soap, so that you wash your hands cleaner. (Soap)
14. We give you (a notebook), there was something to write on.
15. A souvenir for your affectionate eyes - read: (fairy tales)
16. You are the best, you will make sure that a glass is for you, get drunk. (Glass of vodka)
17. You do not need to get excited, mustard will calm you down. (Mustard)
18. You (postcard) came across, so we were supposed to.
19. You are desperately lucky - get (a sandwich).
20. You would like a piano, but you got a calendar. (Calendar)
21. You got a flower - a rose, It does not wither from the frost. (Rose)
22. Your win is quite rare, You are happy, there is no doubt, You got not three candies, But three pieces of candy.
23. Your winnings are special, You will read about everything in the world in the newspaper. (Newspaper)
24. Your winnings are like manna from heaven, you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread)
25. Do not be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea (tea).
26. A thing that does not go out of fashion. (Laces)
27. Perhaps you "lathered" to run away, But your lot is to continue the work! (Soap)
28. Here's a ticket, so a ticket, don't rummage in the numbers, Consider that there is no gain - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief)
29. Here's a lighter for you, use it, it's not a pity. (Matchbox).
30. You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will be great! (Coffee)
31. You won a spoon, Go eat a little. (Wooden spoon)
32. You won not a penny, but a real (line.)
33. You forget for a minute how much this joke costs. It is said in advance, expensive attention. (Kiss neighbor).
34. You will receive a rusty nail, I ask you not to be angry, After all, even the most rusty nail in the household will come in handy. (Nail)
35. You and your companion will never disappear, Of any guests you will not come home hungry. (A spoon).
36. You are well "savvy" in your work And you will be held in high esteem by us all year long. (Horseshoe)
37. I give the win boldly, consume it in business. (Paper).
38. Your win is yet to come, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
39. Yes, your lucky ticket, keep it up (pencil).
40. Even the old man Koschei himself swept the dust from his ears. (Brush).
41. We give you toothpaste, so that you are toothy. (Toothpaste)
42. We give you a piece of calico, you can marry again. (Handkerchief)
43. It's a matter of life, as they say, this thing can come in handy. (Cork).
4. For the heart awaits you delight - A big increase in salary! (Yogurt "Delight"
45. For good people, nothing is a pity, Get it as soon as possible, comrade, (rope).
46. Dear comrade, get (candy), Just don’t eat yourself, treat your neighbor.
47. If there is a first-aid kit in the house, then a candle is also needed. (Candle)
48. If suddenly a child cries, you must calm him down, beckon him with a rattle and make him shut up. (Beanbag)
49. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut)
50. For your sweet smile, presented to us now, We hand you this (button), let it please you.
51. Soccer ball substitute. (Old tin can).
52. Why should you have a wallet, put money in a bag. (Package)
53. Evil lottery fate, Clothespin only given to you. (Pin)
54. Imported hair dryer "Roventa" with a nozzle. (Comb)
55. Somehow not even cleverly, but now for you (carrot.)
56. When you go for a walk, so that your pants do not sleep, you must have a steel pin with you. (Pin)
57. Whoever gets a can of beer will live happily all year! (Beer)
58. Who is the happiest of all among us? Get this pelvis. (Taz)
59. Lottery - not snag, Here's a self-collected tablecloth. (Oilcloth)
60. A trifle, but nice. (A handful of small coins).
61. Well done for playing, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars)
62. Do not get sick, be strong, we are giving you pills.
63. Do not be sad, dear friend, your souvenir is already here. (Icon).
64. Do not be sad, do not grieve, Get up, kiss your neighbor. (Kiss neighbor)
65. Don't be angry with us, my friend, Boxes will come in handy. (Matchbox)
66. You bought an unlucky ticket, present us with a fine of 50 rubles for diapers.
67. You don't have striped pants, But you have a cigarette. (Cigarettes)
68. I will not refuse (kefir) for any blessings of the world.
69. Come on, pretty little friend, get it (pie).
70. Oh, what a fine fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups)
71. Seal of a small business. (Eraser).
72. There is no typewriter, we offer this item. (Kernel)
73. Lucky for you: kiss the neighbor on the right!
74. While the boss is "removing shavings" from us, Calmly brew a mug of tea! (Cup)
75. Enjoy, my friend, a little - you (three sweets) got it.
76. Get your winnings quickly as a gift - (balloon.)
77. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will ride me with it. (Machine).
78. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (A pen).
79. Get it, hurry up, you - a notebook, write poetry. (Notebook)
80. Will help you remember the subject of bygone childhood years. (Empty).
81. Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is? Life will be joyful and bright! (Felt pens)
82. Portrait of the most beautiful person. (Mirror).
83. Since you got a chocolate bar, You will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (Chocolate)
84. After a glass of snack It is very important. Here you have a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin)
85. There is no more practical gain, Than a bag for garbage. (Trash bag)
86. We'll have to live, the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (Calendar)
87. Now you will have to buy a baby, so that there is someone to suck on a pacifier. (Pacifier)
88. This prize went to you to gnaw at in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
89. Accept this (button) and walk around the world with joy.
90. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (The envelope).
91. Reach out your hand. Get an onion head. (Onion)
92. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle)
93. Let the smile of the bride suddenly touch your eyes, and a good mood will not leave you anymore.
94. Since you are no longer at the desk, Cards will come in handy in life. (Card deck)
95. Something will not happen to you, This item will come in handy for you. (Condom)
96. With a dream of scarcity, run around the whole city, but you will rarely meet (paper napkin.)
97. Make a smart face, You won the egg. (Kinder Surprise)
98. Today you are not a hero of the day, a laurel crown does not shine for you, you better accept from us (Bay leaf bag.)
99. Vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
100. Pet control agent. (Velcro for flies).
101. Antique hanger. (Nail).
102. Washing machine. (Soap in the soap dish).
103. Fate took a dues from you, for change - boxes of matches. (Matches)
104. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple)
105. Happiness fell into your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes)
106. Comrade, believe, hope and wait, your victory lies ahead.
107. Whoever receives this candle will have to travel the world! (Candle)
108. You are a tough nut, which means that you are expected to be successful! (peanut)
109. Don't drip on your neighbor, And win a napkin. (Napkin)
110. Don't be bored today, Get Indian tea. (Pack of Indian tea)
111. Moths ate the tulle yesterday, torn to the point of pain, we give in return (package) - there is nothing else!
112. You will be beautiful to walk with your hair, Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo)
113. Wanted to win a flashlight. You only got the ball. (Balloon)
114. Although people say, As if vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (glass of vodka)
115. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got beets. (Beet)
116. Although this cream is inedible, But the smell is simply incomparable! (coconut cream)
117. If you want to be rich, be rich. (Wallet).
118. If you want to be strong, like a genie, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
119. In order for the egg-cup to be full, you need (a lid).
120. To write down where the pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (A pen)
121. To save you from the torment, We won a hand cream. (Hand cream)
122. In order not to eat you in the dining room, get a bay leaf. (Bag of bay leaf)
123. So that the cap does not blow away with the wind, here's a gift for you (paperclip).
124. In order to find out the income, a notepad will come in handy. (Notebook)
125. So that you could keep money, We give you a purse. (Wallet)
126. To keep your hair in order, you will need an oven mitt. (Scrunchy).
127. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car)
128. So that your teeth do not hurt, Brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)
129. For a very close shave The tool will come in handy. (Blade)
130. Open your mouth wider, a skein of papers for you. (Toilet paper)
131. This thing is necessary for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
132. This book is not more important, Only you are a writer in it. (Notebook).
133. This ball will stop a baby from crying. (Balloon).
134. The yacht fell on this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
This paperclip will help you to cling firmly to life.
In order not to eat you in the dining room, get a bay leaf.
We give you the best toy in the world - a rattle.
And not a nut, and not a screw - this is a medical bandage.
Fate took a dues from you, for change - boxes of matches.
In life, the best girlfriend is a whole reel of thread.
There is no better prize than a plastic bag.
You are very lucky - get a bar of soap.
We give you a balloon and a flashlight in a set for it.
To cook jam for the future, get sugar.
To keep the linen firmly, we give you a clothespin.
Success awaits you soon, get a nut from us.
What is this? Pencil! It is very difficult to believe in this: now it will be only yours.
Everyone is happy with such a gift - delicious, juicy grapes.
This gift is not accidental - we hand you a tram ticket.
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